A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had disappeared.
The husband calmly replied, “Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and I said, ‘Baby, it’ll be yours one day’?”
Wife, with a smile blushing, said, “Yes, I remember that, my love.”
“Well, I’m at the Honda Dealer next to that shop.”
I’m thinking at that point the wife would ask the husband for directions to a gun shop.